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Short Tag Line:
on the advise of my attorney - I plead the 5th on what I did for a Klondike Bar! ;0)
I/We are looking for
**HELLO** THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO VIEW OUR PROFILE!**
WANTED - ALIVE! Down to earth, hard working, hard playing people, with a sense of humor. Married for too damn long!;0) We are looking to spice it up(way up). We are a discrete professional couple. We are very clean and disease free. We have enjoyed several steamy sexy encounters and hope to have hundreds more! We enjoy throwing HOUSE PARTIES, hanging out around a campfire, snuggling on the couch with popcorn and a good movie, riding the Harley, going to clubs, meeting for drinks or dinner, getting crazy on the karaoke machine, traveling, making fools of ourselves on the dance floor and crashing weddings(kidding)OK!OK! except for that one time in New York!
PLEASE! ;-0 HAVE FACE PICS AVAILABLE FOR BOTH MALE & FEMALE ;0) Thanks!
We do not send PICS outside of SLS - Sorry. *No Pics = no response*
Describe Yourself:
WOO WEE the party starts here! We are defiantly not Brad and Angelina more like Shrek & Donkey! Both CHUBBY but what we lack in muscles we make up for in personality - We are honest and straight forward no games here. We are a party waiting for a place to happen! I promise you will laugh! drop us a line we would love to hear from you! **** NO SINGLE MALES ****
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
** HE LOVES WOMEN ** everything about them all shapes and sizes especially redheads. He likes OUT GOING SASSY CONFIDENT women with a sense of HUMOR. Boobs are like kryptonite to him flash him and he's yours! He has great hands and loves to make out. He has an above average endowment that is pierced but if you are not into that he can always take it out.
** SHE LOVES MEN ** who have PASSION, MANNERS, and a sense of HUMOR. She prefers big guys (6ft & up) with a stocky/chubby build. If you have a deep voice whisper in her ear and she will melt in your hands. She loves to make out! She is *VERY ORAL* kissing is a huge turn on for her and she loves to nibble and suck on all the right spots! She is playful in bed and can be BI in the right setting but prefers men. She is up for adventure with the right people!
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
We have a great time no matter what (or who ) we are doing. We are looking for others who want to share in heightened sexual encounters. We are very out going and VERY LAID BACK - NO PRESSURE or DRAMA! Come on take a chance on the CHUBBY KIDS you just might have fun! We will gladly open our private picks to you after we know who you are! - we have to be careful one of us is WANTED in 3 states! - kidding, but you get the point.
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